And I learned how to ride a bike all in one day.
If you count a super weird mini bike that made my legs stick out and do this weird grasshopper thing.
Woah!
Yeah so I finally returned them. They were so adorable but I am really proud of myself for saying no. NO pants you will NOT own me. I am the stronger person. I am the alpha dog!!
Okay so actually,
I almost cried when I had to give them up.
That was possibly one of the hardest things I have had to do in my life. I loved those pants, I felt a connection with them. Then I have to return them like this?? It is the saddest thing in the world, well besides like cancer and my savings account. It was a very sad day in my world none the less. BUT I am super proud of myself!
So getting back to the topic "ugly sweater parties" I will explain to you all that read this, which is my mom and my bestfriend (HI MOM), exactly why I am so interested in ugly Christmas sweaters.
1. Because come on if you can pull off a hideous turtlenecked out lights dancing reindeer with bows all over it sweater you can pull off pretty much anything.
-Some of you really can not pull off anything so please do not try. This blog does not make it okay for you to wear something that would make your grandmother cry. Although in my case my grandmother pretty much cries every time she sees what color my hair is that month. Mean old bat.
2. It is pretty hilarious really. I went to an ugly Christmas sweater party and the dude's sweater had a pocket for candy canes. How hilarious is that!? It is basically a sweater for Americans. Like "look ma' I can sit on the couch wearing my christmasy sweater with old sandy clause on it and have a pouch for my beer and my candy canes!" See. HILARIOUS.
3. It shows you have a pretty kick ass outlook of yourself. If you are not afraid to wear your polyester holiday sweater with it's glorious cats batting at santa's jolly sleigh then you madam, or sir for you josh! <3, have some serious self esteem issues. You need to up the "beautiful" by Christina Aguilera and get your sassy gay friend on!
4. Let the inner hipster come out. They are all hidden somewhere inside of us, as much as you hate to admit it. Occasionally they like to show themselves with your 105 degree white chocolate peppermint latte no whip from starbucks or from your tacky christmas sweater. Let them out! They need to be free, although you did "free" so six years ago.
-Side note: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?
because he drank it before it was cool.
hahahahhahhaha HA HAhuh ha.... welll then.
So there you have it.
Look how classy this beautiful sweater is!
Just look at the majesticness!
Damn.
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