April snow: ain't nobody got time for that

Spring apparently is non existent in the UK right now.
It snowed last Wednesday.
What the heck. It's fearing April!!

My belief is snow shouldn't last past February.
Well okay Colorado people, past the second week of March.
Because snow is not fun when you are trying to pull of your new spring look of bright denim and a very thin sweater.

This is ridiculous.
I am incredibly sick of my jackets.
Don't get me wrong they are freaking adorable but I have been wearing them since November. IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE just like Obama said in the 2008 campaign except concerning this horrible weather.

For those of you on Facebook I promise I am wearing cute clothes under all of those layers. Cute enough to where if prince Harry ever rode the subway I could spastically take off 3 layers to revel my cute outfit. It would go like this:
Me: "Omg Prince Harry"
*gracefully (hahaha no) revels cute outfit
 Prince Harry: "who is the graceful girl and how did she put together that wonderful outfit? I must know!" "Fashionable girl would you go out with me?!"
Me: "I mean I guess if I have too..." *faints

Hipster central, where I live, does have people running around in cute things.
But they are crazy.
Why?
Most of their outfits involve tights. I'm guessing half of the population was raise in Russian because there is no way in satan's home base (my grandmother apparently has started reading this?!) I am wearing tights. I can't feel my legs in jeans, let alone tights. Good for you brave souls.
I am not going out in 30 degree weather wearing tights, a dress, and a coat.
6 more layers please.

Okay so. Here are the reasons this weather is ruining my style:

1.It is hard to not look like a polar bear in 12 layers. Sometimes I catch myself looking like one of those small children in their over sized puffy coats. You know when they walk like penguins.
2.Spring? What is this spring?! Shorts?? HAHAH. Not happening. Cute one layer sweaters?? Yeah right. All of these "spring is finally here!" Adds are making me extremely depressed. I just want to wear my mint, coral, and navy combination things but I can't. Because why? We are living I an eternal winter.
3.Complete shock. I took a trip to Barcelona where it was warm and I was happy and free and sangria. Mmmmm sangria. Then I came back to snow. Not a good shock for your sinus. Plus I have four more beach trips to different warm amazing places and I will have another huge shock.
4.When the sun does actually come out I act like a vampire. The moment the sun gets to peak through the clouds it's like "ahhhhhhh what is that?! It is blinding me!! Ahhhhhhmy eyes!"
5.Going back to the south will suck. Majorly suck. Why because I will be going from 60 degrees to 95 plus humidity. The first week I am home I won't be moving due to a heat stroke from stepping off of the plane.

In conclusion I will admit that London I love you and you have my heart but you really need to get it together and bring in spring. When even the londeners are complaining how long the snow has lasted it is time for a change.